Thai Sex Phrasebook

Remember that knowing some local words and phrases will get you better situation to negotiate i.e. the girl prices and makes your chemistry work better with local girls.

Here is some Thai language, phrases and sayings you will hear or may want to use when on holiday in Thailand. (Please fill in Alphabetical order)

Common Thai Phrases

A little fat ----- Pompoi
Big tit! ----- Nom Yai
Can I take you home? ----- Pom song kun tii baan dai mai krap
Cold ----- Yen
Do you understand? ----- Kao-jai mai?
Don't understand --- Mai-kao-jai
Get the bill (in a restaurant) ----- Kit satang
Good afternoon ----- Sawat-dii don by
Good day ----- Sawat-dii crap
Good morning ----- Sawat-dii don chow
Goodbye ----- La gone
Have little money remaining ----- lua sa-tang nooy
Heineken please, and a glass, but no ice ----- Heineken, khrap, gaow duai, mai aow nam khaeng
Hot ----- Ron
How are you? ----- Sabaai dee mai?
How many Baht? ----- Gee Baht?
How Much? ----- Tao-rai?
I am cheap Charlie (Tight) ----- Tan Kiniow
I go for a pee ----- Chan by chee
I go for a poo poo! ----- Chan by kee
I have no money ----- Mai ma dung
I love you ----- Phom rakhun
I miss you ----- Pom kit theung
No problem ----- Mai pen rai
Not well ----- Mia sabai
Pay the bill ----- Check bin
Please bring me an ashtray ----- Aow tikiaburi khrap
See you later ----- Pop gun-my
Slow down ----- Chacha
Sorry ----- Kor-tort
Sweet talker ----- Pak Wan
Tonight I sleep alone ---- Bye norn con deow
Very expensive ---- Peng mak mak
What are you thinking? ----- Khun gamlang kit arai
What have you been up to? ----- khun bpen yang ngaii bang?
What is the problem? ----- Tam arai?
What is your name? ----- Khun chew arai?
Whatever ----- Bo pen yang
Where are you going? ----- By nai?
Where is the toilet ----- Hong nam u teenai?
You are very beautiful ----- Khun Suay Mak Mak

Words

Here are some words and phrases which you might need in Thailand.

Translation may not be 100% correct - Online translator has been used. Please fill in alphabetical order.

again - Xīk khrậng
all night - Tlxd thậng khụ̄n
anal sex - Kār mī pheṣ̄ s̄ạmphạnṭh̒ thāng thwār h̄nạk
apartment - Thī̀phạk
Asia - Xecheīy
ass - Tūd
bathroom - H̄̂xng xāb n̂ả
beer - Beīyr̒
big - H̄ıỵ̀
blonde - S̄ī b lxn d̒
blowjob - D̂ng
breasts - H̄n̂āxk
brothel - S̀xng
brunette - S̄ī n̂ảtāl
bus - Rt̄h bạs̄
come - Mā
condom - T̄hung yāng
discount - S̄̀wnld
English - P̣hās̄ʹā xạngkvs̄ʹ
erotic massage - Nwd rêā xārmṇ̒
Europe - Yurop
facial - Thī̀ h̄n̂ā
from behind - Cāk d̂ān h̄lạng
gay - Key̒
girl - S̄āw
half an hour - Khrụ̀ng chạ̀wmong
hotel - Rongræm
hour - Chạ̀wmong
left - D̂ān ŝāy
lesbian - Les̄ beī̂y n
massage - Nwd
oil - N̂ảmạn
old - Kèā
oral sex - Xx rạl sĕks̒
orgasm - Kār s̄ảrĕc khwām khır̀
pay after - H̄lạngcāk c̀āy ngein
penis - Lụngkh̒
pimp - Mængdā
prostitute - H̄ỵing k̄hāy brikār
prostitution - Kār kĥāpraweṇī
pussy - H̄ī
right - K̄hwā
safe sex - Pheṣ̄ s̄ạmphạnṭh̒ thī̀ plxdp̣hạy
shower - F̄ạkbạw
silicons - Silicons
sixty-nine - H̄k s̄ib kêā
small - Lĕk
sperm - S̄peir̒m
street - T̄hnn
taxi - Rt̄h thæ̆ksī̀
The United States - Pratheṣ̄ s̄h̄rạṭ̄hxmerikā
to come in mouth - Thī̀ ca mā nı pāk
to kiss - Thī̀ ca cūb
to pay - Thī̀ ca c̀āy ngein
to suck - Thī̀ ca dūd
today - Wạn nī̂
toilet - H̄̂xngn̂ả
tomorrow - Wạn phrùngnī̂
transsexual - P̄hū̂ t̄hūk pelī̀yn pheṣ̄
two girls - S̄xng s̄āw
United Kingdom - S̄h̄ rāch xāṇācạkr
with condom - D̂wy t̄hung yāng xnāmạy
without condom - Doy mị̀ t̂xng t̄hung yāng xnāmạy
yesterday - Meụ̄̀x wān
young - H̄nùm
your friend - Pheụ̄̀xn k̄hxng khuṇ

Phrases

Are you married? - Khuṇ tæ̀ngngān?
Can I touch? - C̄hạn s̄āmārt̄h s̄ạmp̄hạs̄
Come to my hotel? - Mā thī̀ rongræm k̄hxng c̄hạn dị̂ xỳāngrị
Do you have family? - Khuṇ mī butr læ̂w h̄rụ̄x mị̀
Do you like it? - Khuṇ chxb thī̀ mạn dị̂ h̄rụ̄x mị̀
Do you speak English? - Khuṇ phūd p̣hās̄ʹā xạngkvs̄ʹ dị̂ h̄ịm
How are you? - Khuṇ pĕn xỳāngrị b̂āng
How much is it? - Thèā h̄ịr̀ ?
How old are you? - Wiṭhī kār deim thī̀ khuṇ mī xarị b̂āng
I like you. - P̄hm chxb khuṇ
I want... - C̄hạn t̂xngkār...
My name is... - C̄hạn chụ̄̀x...
No, thanks. - Mị̀ k̄hxbkhuṇ
Thank you very much! - K̄hxbkhuṇ māk!
Thank you. - K̄hxbkhuṇ
Tomorrow again? - Nı wạn phrùngnī̂ xīk khrậng h̄rụ̄x mị̀
What is the time? - Welā khụ̄x xarị
What is your name? - Chụ̄̀x k̄hxng khuṇ khụ̄x xarị
What time? - S̄ìng thī̀ welā h̄rụ̄x mị̀
What? - Khụ̄x xarị?
When? - Meụ̄̀x h̄ịr̀
Where are you from? - Where are you from?
Where is it? - Thī̀ mạn khụ̄x xarị
Where? - Thī̀h̄ịn?
Who? - Khır?
Why not? - Thảmị mị̀?
Why? - Thảmị?
Yes, please. - Chı̀ pord
You are beautiful. - Khuṇ mī khwām s̄wyngām

Phrases you will hear bar girls saying in English

You can try to catch some of the following phrases that bar girls in Thailand are saying and you will understand better what do they really think about you. This is a list of phrases you will hear bar girls saying translated in to English. Most of them are said in front of their "new boyfriends" customers. Don't take this huomorous list too literally.

Bye do eye? ----- I go with you?
Go-ock ----- Liar
Hello sexy man! ----- pay my bar fine!
I love you long time ----- I will love you until your money runs out
I miss you when you go ----- I miss your money when you go
I only work here 1 week ----- I am a lying bitch
I send money to Mama ----- I give money to my Thai boyfriend
I wait for you come back Thailand ----- I wait for my next bar fine
I will write to you ----- My bank details are
My friend has too much Gold ----- When are you going to buy me some
Today is my birthday ----- I was born on a Monday, today is Monday
Tomorrow I go Bangkok ----- Someone else pay my bar fine already
Want to come my village? ----- My sister needs a new roof
When you come back Thailand? ----- When can I get some more money out of you
Where you stay, I go with you no bar fine ----- It's 3 a.m. and I'm skint

Weekdays

Monday ----- wan jan
Tuesday ----- wan ang-khaan
Wednesday ----- wan poot
Thursday ----- wan pa-rue-hat
Friday ----- wan sook
Saturday ----- wan sao
Sunday ----- wan aatit
day ----- wan (speak "one")
today ----- wan nee
tomorrow ----- proong nee
week ----- aatit
month ----- duean
year ----- bpee

Months

January ----- mokkara-khom
February ----- koompa-pan
March ----- meena-khom
April ----- maysa-yon
May ----- pruetsapa-khom
June ----- mitoona-yon
July ----- karakadaa-khom
August ----- singhaa-khom
September ----- kanyaa-yon
October ----- dtulaa-khom
November ----- pruetsajeegaa-yon
December ----- tanwaa-khom

Numbers

1 nueng
2 so:ng
3 saam
4 see
5 haa
6 hok
7 jed
8 baed
9 kao
10 sip
11 sip-et (!) (sip-et, not sip-nueng!)
12 sip-so:ng
13 ... sip-saam ...
20 yee-sip (!) (yee-sip, not so:ng-sip!)
21 yee-sip-et (!) (yee-sip-et, not so:ng-sip-nueng!)
22 ... yee-sip-so:ng ...
30 saam-sip
31 ... saam-sip-et ...
40 see-sip
50 ... haa-sip ...
100 (nueng) roi
101 (nueng) roi-et
102 ... (nueng) roi-so:ng ...
200 so:ng roi
300 ... saam roi ...
1000 nueng pan (=pun)
2000 ... so:ng pan ...
10,000 nueng mue:n
20,000 ... so:ng mue:n ...
100,000 nueng saen
200,000 ... so:ng saen ...
1,000,000 nueng laan
2,000,000 ... so:ng laan ...

Thai Sex Phrasebook

Contents

Common Thai Phrases

Words

Phrases

Phrases you will hear bar girls saying in English

Weekdays

Months

Numbers

See Also

Thai Sex Phrasebook

Contents

Common Thai Phrases

Words

Phrases

Phrases you will hear bar girls saying in English

Weekdays

Months

Numbers

See Also

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